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These are a few of my favorite things, artists, Facebook group, whatever. Feel free to enjoy, LOL at, or ridicule (though I hope not this one) any parts of the list below.
1.Facebook group: “I took Jonathan Swift literally and now I’m a fugitive.” I got hungry so I ate up “The Onion.” Too bad there isn’t a second course in Federal prison.
2.Honor: “Most likely to be distracted by—OOH SHINY!” Yours truly.
3.Website: cuteoverload.com. Because if your heart doesn’t melt at the sight of a bunny stealing a cookie, you don’t have one (cookie, bunny, AND heart, mind you).
4.Phrase taken out of context: “Remember, if you store it too long, it will decompose!” Unspoken rule of grammar: Whenever you lack an antecedent, things always get interesting.
5.Artists: Christo and Jeanne-Claude. Wrapping buildings entirely in cloth, they are the bane of architects everywhere. More cloth = less heating bills = solution for alternative energy. Fin.
6.Youtube video: Muffins! The tastiest ones come at 1:01, 1:10, 1:23, and 1:29. Hungry?
7.Piece of Music: Pachelbel’s Canon in D. This is because I play violin and I take sadistic pleasure in seeing the cellist writhe in agony during the piece.
8.Art: Procrastination. Developed around the time that ten-page paper was assigned. A popular style until the late 4th hour in the time of my clock After Midnight.
9.Superpower: The
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11.Cheese: “A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.” I’m still wondering if he fit the part.
12.T-shirt Design: http://www.threadless.com/product/682/The_Scr_Emo. A picture is worth…apparently $40 if printed on a hoody.
13.Pokemon: Magikarp. Splashes. Wow.
14.Font: Bastard Secretary. *laughs hysterically* Yeah, I didn’t believe it the first time either.
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